Phreelancerz Destiny Episode 2: Orbiting

Open scene on clan (Dash12044, Missezzkittyy, Bostonwins, Ti Zwazo, FreakyBalloon) finishing a raid and in a celebratory mood. Fade into “Rewards/Activity screen.”

Boston

Great job, guys. That was like a 20 minute run, start to finish.

Kittyy

I know! We really flew through it. That Eris lady won’t shut up about how Crota killed everyone, but he didn’t seem that hard.

Dash

Obviously, we’re a better fireteam than whatever group she came with.

Freaky

Maybe it’s on easy mode…. Everyone stares at Freaky. This ghost I found told me there are different difficulties and that… Never mind

Zwazo

…epic takedown. Check  out all this gear we… up.

Boston

Yeah, because I needed more shards to take up space in my vault. I swear I never find anything good!

Dash

I found a Gjallarhorn.

Kittyy

What’s that? Your third one?

Dash

Fifth.

Kittyy

And I can’t get one! F@$king ridiculous! Let’s get out of here. I need to decrypt all these blue engrams before I can break them down for glimmer and components.

Boston

This might be the worst part, Waiting to orbit after finishing up.

Zwazo

I use the time… talk... ghost… verify my kills…

Freaky

I check my weapons for upgrades. You know, put all these component materials to good use.

Dash

Yeah but both of those things take, like a few seconds. After that, you’re just stuck waiting for the fireteam leader to complete the transfer. Like, come on! I gotta hit the Tower, flip this gear and shards, see if there are any decent bounties and maybe jump in the Crucible. I don’t have time to just sit here waiting on someone who’s taking their sweet time.

Boston

Yeah, man, absolutely.

Zwazo

Hehe, true…

Freaky

Good point.

Long pause while everyone waits.

Kittyy

So, Dash, are you gonna take us to orbit, or what?

Dash

S#%t, my bad.

Phreelancerz Destiny Episode 1: The Clan

In my spare time, I play video games (shocker, I know). For close to a year now, I've been playing a game called "Destiny," it is a first person Massively Multiplayer Online (MMO) shooter. This makes it unique because most MMOs are fantasy games. One of the best things about the game is that you can play with others across the country or the globe. I have a clan, we even hang out in person sometimes.

Recently, I wrote a few scripts for potential webisodes based on my clan's activities and ridiculous conversations. Here is one:

Open scene on six guardians, five (Ti Zwazo, MissezKittyy, BostonWins, GoldenGod529, FreakyBalloon) taking a knee in front of the sixth (Dash12044)who is giving instructions to the five.

Dash

Ok, um, so here's the plan. We use rockets on the shriekers. Two teams, Left teams goes up the stairs and takes out the wizard then the shrieker inside the room. Right will do the same on their side. Once the shriekers are gone, use a bubble to block their death shot, then hit the main witch with rockets and sniper fire. Then all we have to do is clear it out. Should be easy.

Kittyy

What the hell are you talking about!?!

Dash

The plan to take out the wizards and the the Deathsinger. You're gonna draw one of the wizards out from the room on your side.

Kittyy

F@$k that! I'm not running in the room with the wizard, I'm the best sniper in clan!

Zwazo

...draw out. Needs to be someone... agility... You can do it, Kittyy... hunter...

Kittyy

What did he say? What about a hunter?

Dash

You have to do it because you're a hunter.

Kittyy

No!!

Freaky

Hunter's have the highest agility. That means you'll move faster than another class.

Kittyy

You're a hunter, Freaky, you do it.

Freaky

I'm on the other side.

Boston

[Stands up]Screw it, I'll draw out the f@$king wizard. I'm the highest level here.

Dash

No, I need you to take out the Knights on the platform while we attack the shriekers.

Boston

Fine, whateva [sits down facing away from Dash] This is stupid, let's just go already. Too much talking.

Zwazo

...point. We just need to... with.

Kitty

[to Boston] You're supposed to have my back on this! [melee attacks Boston]

Boston

How is this my fault!?!  I said  I would draw out the wizard!

Boston and Kittyy get into a melee fight. The others watch.

Golden

[turns to Freaky] I feel like we do this every week...

Freaky

[to Golden] do what? Fight the Deathsinger? I know!! Sometimes I get the feeling that everything just resets...

Golden

What!? No, argue about who attacks the wizards and who attacks the shriekers. What is a Reset??

Freaky

Nothing. I just... never mind

Golden looks at Freaky and then slowly backs away from him

Dash

EVERYONE SHUT UP! Me, Freaky, and Zwazo go right! I'll draw out the wizard! Kitty, Golden, and Boston go left! Boston, draw the wizard... [looks around] Where is Boston?

Cut to Boston running down the hallway by himself, firing his weapon, having missed all the instructions.

END