Recently, I wrote a few scripts for potential webisodes based on my clan's activities and ridiculous conversations. Here is one:
Open scene on six
guardians, five (Ti Zwazo, MissezKittyy, BostonWins, GoldenGod529,
FreakyBalloon) taking a knee in front of the sixth (Dash12044)who is giving
instructions to the five.
Dash
Ok, um, so here's the
plan. We use rockets on the shriekers. Two teams, Left teams goes up the stairs
and takes out the wizard then the shrieker inside the room. Right will do the
same on their side. Once the shriekers are gone, use a bubble to block their
death shot, then hit the main witch with rockets and sniper fire. Then all we
have to do is clear it out. Should be easy.
Kittyy
What the hell are you
talking about!?!
Dash
The plan to take out
the wizards and the the Deathsinger. You're gonna draw one of the wizards out
from the room on your side.
Kittyy
F@$k that! I'm not
running in the room with the wizard, I'm the best sniper in clan!
Zwazo
...draw out. Needs to
be someone... agility... You can do it, Kittyy... hunter...
Kittyy
What did he say? What
about a hunter?
Dash
You have to do it
because you're a hunter.
Kittyy
No!!
Freaky
Hunter's have the
highest agility. That means you'll move faster than another class.
Kittyy
You're a hunter,
Freaky, you do it.
Freaky
I'm on the other
side.
Boston
[Stands up]Screw
it, I'll draw out the f@$king wizard. I'm the highest level here.
Dash
No, I need you to
take out the Knights on the platform while we attack the shriekers.
Boston
Fine, whateva [sits
down facing away from Dash] This is stupid, let's just go already. Too much
talking.
Zwazo
...point. We just
need to... with.
Kitty
[to Boston] You're
supposed to have my back on this! [melee attacks Boston]
Boston
How is this my
fault!?! I said I would draw out the wizard!
Boston and Kittyy
get into a melee fight. The others watch.
Golden
[turns to Freaky] I
feel like we do this every week...
Freaky
[to
Golden] do what? Fight the Deathsinger? I know!! Sometimes I get the
feeling that everything just resets...
Golden
What!? No, argue
about who attacks the wizards and who attacks the shriekers. What is a Reset??
Freaky
Nothing. I just...
never mind
Golden looks at
Freaky and then slowly backs away from him
Dash
EVERYONE SHUT UP! Me,
Freaky, and Zwazo go right! I'll draw out the wizard! Kitty, Golden, and Boston
go left! Boston, draw the wizard... [looks around] Where is Boston?
Cut to Boston
running down the hallway by himself, firing his weapon, having missed all the
instructions.
END
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